“Four days until the weekend”

“Four days until the weekend”


In honor of my boy Jon Snow, the crest of the House Stark… Or a Mother’s Day wolf? Your pick. Who’s stoked for tonight?? @lord_crow #gameofthrones #GOT #HBO #winteriscoming #runofthrones #runningdrawing #rundraw #nikeplusrunning #nikeplusart...

In honor of my boy Jon Snow, the crest of the House Stark… Or a Mother’s Day wolf? Your pick. Who’s stoked for tonight?? @lord_crow #gameofthrones #GOT #HBO #winteriscoming #runofthrones #runningdrawing #rundraw #nikeplusrunning #nikeplusart #dickrunning #artofthrones #art #nikeplus


When in Japan, run a Japenis. Ja-penis?Either way, kill some ramen after! #japenis #nikeplusrunning #nikeplusart #nikeplus #nikeplusart #nike #runningdrawing #rundraw #rundicks #portlandia #pdx #osaka #chicksrundicks (at The Drunken Clam)

When in Japan, run a Japenis. Ja-penis?Either way, kill some ramen after! #japenis #nikeplusrunning #nikeplusart #nikeplus #nikeplusart #nike #runningdrawing #rundraw #rundicks #portlandia #pdx #osaka #chicksrundicks (at The Drunken Clam)


Today we ran the biggest dick in America @realdonaldtrump #nikeplusdicks #smallhands #rundraw #rundicks #donaldtrumpsucks #nikeplusart #runningdrawing #pdx #portlandia #nikeplus #nikeplusrunning #chicksrundicks (at Portland, Oregon)

Today we ran the biggest dick in America @realdonaldtrump #nikeplusdicks #smallhands #rundraw #rundicks #donaldtrumpsucks #nikeplusart #runningdrawing #pdx #portlandia #nikeplus #nikeplusrunning #chicksrundicks (at Portland, Oregon)


We dickran the US government! The head of this 4 mile schlong points at the US Capitol, while the balls hang to the right of the White House (in caressing distance). Our forefathers were real pervs when they designed DC - this dick was just sitting...

We dickran the US government! The head of this 4 mile schlong points at the US Capitol, while the balls hang to the right of the White House (in caressing distance). Our forefathers were real pervs when they designed DC - this dick was just sitting on the map, waiting to be run. #pervfathers #dcisfilledwithdick #presidentialdick #uscapitol #nikeplus #dickart #nikeplusdicks #nikeplusart #dickrunning #dickrun #dc (at Washington D.C National Mall)


We dick ran the US government! The head of this 4 mile schlong points at the US Capitol, while the balls hang to the right of the @whitehouse (in caressing distance). Our forefathers were real pervs when they designed DC - this dick was just sitting...

We dick ran the US government! The head of this 4 mile schlong points at the US Capitol, while the balls hang to the right of the @whitehouse (in caressing distance). Our forefathers were real pervs when they designed DC - this dick was just sitting on the map, out in the open, waiting to be run. #pervfathers #presidentialdick #dickrun #dickrunning #nikeplusart #nikeplusdicks #dickart #nikeplus #dcisfilledwithdick #dc #uscapitol (at Washington Monument)


Bruce decided to go as Michael Vick for Halloween. #brucethecorgi #halloween #michaelvick (at Portland, Oregon)

Bruce decided to go as Michael Vick for Halloween. #brucethecorgi #halloween #michaelvick (at Portland, Oregon)


Sometimes where you run a dick is just as important as the dick itself. Thanks, Chicago. I can die now. #wackerdrive #dickago #wackerrun #ChiCOCKo #rundraw #rundicks #dickrun #dickrunning #nikeplus #nikeplusart #nikeplusdicks #chicago #runchicago (at...

Sometimes where you run a dick is just as important as the dick itself. Thanks, Chicago. I can die now. #wackerdrive #dickago #wackerrun #ChiCOCKo #rundraw #rundicks #dickrun #dickrunning #nikeplus #nikeplusart #nikeplusdicks #chicago #runchicago (at Chicago Riverwalk)


Remember that time @thefatjewish claimed he invented #dickrunning? Pshhhhh. He don’t like dicks or running that much. #fatjewstolemyidea

Remember that time @thefatjewish claimed he invented #dickrunning? Pshhhhh. He don’t like dicks or running that much. #fatjewstolemyidea


We ran the Dickosaurus Rex in honor of @jurassicworld opening this weekend! Look closely and you’ll notice this carnivore always has his D exposed. It was a different time back then. #jurassicdick #jurassicworld #rundraw #runningdrawing #rundicks...

We ran the Dickosaurus Rex in honor of @jurassicworld opening this weekend! Look closely and you’ll notice this carnivore always has his D exposed. It was a different time back then. #jurassicdick #jurassicworld #rundraw #runningdrawing #rundicks #nikeplus #nikeplusart #nikeplusrunning #nikeplusdicks #pdx #portlandia #dinosaurpenis